The Ultimate Aural Orgasm

 

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In terms of Motivationals I’ve dabbled in them all….Mind Management courses, Happiness books, Buddhist retreats, Meditation, Exercises, Walking, Thinking, Talking, Reading, Writing…

But I guarantee there is no better mood-lifting tactic than reading the lyrics of one of the greatest musical talents of our generation, a literary genius if you will….

Scooter………………………………………….Are You Ready?

http://www.azlyrics.com/s/scooter.html

Surely the entire band were absolutely smacked of their tits when they wrote the vast majority of these songs?  Take The Ultimate Aural Orgasm for example, an album released in 2007 with songs like “Behind the Cow” and “Ratty’s Revenge” and my all time favourite “Does The Fish Have Chips?”.

If this doesn’t brighten up your SuicidalTuesday, nothing will…….

Alright,
Gonna get that breakbeat pressure,
Futuristic forces fight for fidelity

I am a fighter and not a writer,
I love my lifetime, blown in the night-time,
Wrap your head around this stuff, crew
You can’t nap it,
It’s the rough-rugged,
Ever-ready-raw-core-classic.

Alright now shake your hips,
One question,
Does the fish have chips?

I’m in love with myself,
Cause it’s good for my health
I drive a Rolls Royce
Cause it’s good for my voice.

Bo! Pure nasty habit, sadnedd I can’t have it,
Do your move, bust your style,
Gonna dance now rapid.

Alright now shake your hips,
One question,
Does the fish have chips?

Get this party started,
Doing out of my head,
Get this party started, yeah!

Well, this is the ultimate aural orgasm,
We got to make you rock,
And dance, ’til we drop,
Gonna get you outta your seat,
Listen to the words that I speak

Yeah – Shake your hips
And again,
Does the fish have chips?
Does the fish have chips?
Does the fish have chips?

How do I get off this bus?

 

………………………………..YOU’RE WELCOME. 

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